Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."