Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."