Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar