Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.