Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar