Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.