Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
The sock under my bed.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
They'll tell you
Woofleball
For playing wom
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
A: A decade Ba dum tish.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
A fowl ball!
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
In case he gets a hole in one.
What could go wrong " My son apparently
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
Burglars don't knock !
