Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
He liked chillin.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
Pee in a cup.
They've never known what home is.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
What could go wrong " My son apparently
He wanted to make a clean getaway
Cat-burgers! (burglars)
