Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.