Baseball Bat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.