Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!