What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.