What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.