What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*