Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.