Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.