Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah