Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.