Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !