What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor