What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car