What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it is worth it..

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name?

They should've gone with the Hurricanes.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...