Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.