Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!