Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!