Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny