Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.