Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!