What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack