What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."