Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

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What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !