Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !