What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!