Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.