Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.