Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.