Duct Tape Jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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