Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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They ran out of san storage

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Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM