Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

English Word Jokes More English Word Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.