When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus