When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !