Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
You break it up.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."