Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!