Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"