Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.