Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!