A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
You take the letter F out of way.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
They haven't got a gig yet.
Would you like fries with that?"