What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips