What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips