What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.