What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!