What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What name do you give to a frog?

croaky voice) ROBBERT

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.