Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...