Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.