Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.