Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did you get into my house?

business.

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.