Dc Jokes

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.