Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!