Because he was hydra-phobic.
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Because he didn't like DC...
They're both under DC.
He heard they had PIE.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
They both like to crack open a cold one
Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.
Edward Snowed-in
He was Edward Snowed-In.
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
A tresume.
As a real growth opprotunity
They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
Bordercross
A: E-I-E-I-O.
You owe Eve an O.
