Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

O Jokes More O Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin