Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !