Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!