Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.