What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul