What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!