Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody