Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free