Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella