Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella