Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella