M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
Nothing, eggs can't talk.
He had a black eye.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Durian durian! im sorry
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
A lick-her cabinet
Because it's not nut-free