Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

M Jokes More M Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free