Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

M Jokes More M Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Pantry Jokes More Pantry Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

Nutella Jokes More Nutella Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free