Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A lick-her cabinet

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free