Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Why did you burn that building down?

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