Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.