They remove all attachments.
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Coffee Mug
Because attachments are not allowed.
Gmail
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
In bytes.
They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.
An old man yelling at the cloud
He had no attachments.
Because attachments are forbidden.
He had a bad Outlook.
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By spaghett-e-mail!
She deleted that email.
Because attachments are forbidden
With no attachments.
deleted
FeMail.
Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .
It isn't hard.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Nun.
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up .
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "