Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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Yarrrrrsync!

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Pierre to Pierre.

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Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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She deleted that email.

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They remove all attachments.

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Coffin

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I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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It's Kano.

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

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What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing