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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!