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In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )
Eggsercise particularly hareobics!
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
One. They'll screw anything
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Au nevoir.
The French flag.
A Russian spy.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
He Freudian slipped.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.