Have a NICE day!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
A full bull!
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
He Freudian slipped.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
Thank you, Karma gain
Paddy O'furniture
An un-in.
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
A little otter
