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In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
because they would all surrender.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Sheer habit.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Antique farm equipment.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
They stay stuck in adolescence.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Napoleon Blownaparte
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
