Nice Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.