Nice Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Russian Spy Jokes More Russian Spy Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Nice Warm Jersey Jokes More Nice Warm Jersey Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Bastille Day Jokes More Bastille Day Jokes

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.