An eggroll !
She was worried the egg would get there first.
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
Because he was born in a barn.
Who sews in a barn
You push it.
