What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !