What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.