What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.