Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second