What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*