What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil