What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil