What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Ohmmmmmm............

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With zen diagrams!

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Make me one with everything.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*