Barn Jokes

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

Dead Black People Jokes More Dead Black People Jokes

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt