How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline?

Stymied Coppers

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!