How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.