How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.