How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

4 Door Jokes More 4 Door Jokes

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.