How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

4 Door Jokes More 4 Door Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.