What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"