What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

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