What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.