What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"