What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.