What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...