Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!