Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.