Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale