Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you