What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.