What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun