What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.