What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator