What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.