What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.