What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

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What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!