What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!