What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna