What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna