What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna