What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna