What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna