Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna