Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna