Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna