How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."