How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.