How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.