Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.