What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.