What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

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Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

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What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.