How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.