How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.