How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

Albanian Jokes More Albanian Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian