How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.