Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.