Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.