Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Asuma sensei's favorite jutsu?

ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.