What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"