What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.